1. Taterhead Is Our Love Child
2. Pie Hole, Herb
3. Damn You, Eggs Benedict
4. The Flavin‘ and the Mavin‘
5. A Jock Strap in Hell
6. It’s Always Nazi Week
7. Best H.O. Money Can Buy
8. Pinocchio’s Mouth
9. The Mooch At The Boo
10. He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
11. The Devil’s Lube
12. Thank God for Scoliosis
13. I Think You Offended Don
14. David Copperfield Slipped Me A Roofie
15. I’d Like to Start With the Cat
16. She’ll Still Be Dead At Halftime
17. The ‚Ocu‘ Or The ‚Pado’?
18. My Son’s Enormous Head
19. The Two Finger Rule
20. Hello, I am Alan Cousteau
21. Above Exalted Cyclops
22. Sir Lancelot’s Litterbox
23. Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
24. Baseball with Better Steroids