1. „Nangnangnangnang“
2. „I Think I Banged Lucille Ball“
3. „This Unblessed Biscuit“
4. „Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank“
5. „Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003″
6. „Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants“
7. „Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie“
8. „Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room „
9. „Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer“
10. „On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!“
11. „Tazed in the Lady Nuts“
12. „Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.“
13. „Bite Me, Supreme Court“
14. „Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe“
15. „Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin“
16. „How to Get Rid of Alan Harper“
17. „Welcome Home, Jake“
18. „West Side Story“
19. „Daddy’s Got a Healthy Flavor Stick“
20. „Lotta Delis in Little Armenia“
21. „Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot“
22. „Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead“